I have a friend named L. He lives in Canada and he is 23 years old. We studied engineering together for four years and have had our share of ups and downs. Recently we had a talk, oh what a major talk it was! I had gone boldly into asking a question which no man has ever dared to ask L. Before getting into the details of that i shall first introduce this charcater named "L". L, the man who probably has a girl waiting for him in every continent, in every country on this planet. The man has a passion towards music so much that he worked in a restaurant to pay for his ipod. Judging by the way he looks one may presume that he is a nice gentleman - the earthly kind. But we've had high times as much as the times we drank water everyday in the final semesters of our late college years. A man who is already wise and ready with all the advice to the entire world. He is the guy who has charmed many women of his age and women elder to him, yes , i am talking about the smooth talk to the teachers, as he used to get his attendance shortage scraped within a matter of minutes.
Now let me get some things straight without getting into intricate details regarding us :-
1. We've liked the same girl.
2. We hit each other for the same girl.
3. 2 days later i broke up with that girl to maintain his friendship.
These are mainly the downs that i mentioned but we've mostly had ups....So the question that no man dare ask this wise man was asked by me in a desperate situation on self reflection. Let me clarify my dilemma here. I had not dated a girl for more than 4 years and more ever since my ugly breakup. 4 years later, there i was reflecting upon my smooth talk/flirt skills when L came online on his BB chat. Thanks to these BB phones i was able to talk to someone who is on the other side of the world. Hence, i asked the question.
"Dude, How Do You get these girls???, I mean total strangers and the next thing you know, you are dating them..How do you do it????".
" Dude. First thing....It takes a girl atleast 7 hours (statistically) to get comfortable with you. Second thing, you should take the girl out to atleast 3 places which she should be amazed with. Third my friend is very important. You should bring her to you home and not make a move on her. Thats it, rest she will do. You just should'nt fuck up."
"Seriously, this works?"
"Yeah, man pretty much. That sums up the whole how to get a girl thing. Hope my advice reaches your zenith. Stay high my friend. Open you wings and flyyyy"
Disclaimer- If this advice results in variation from the above results, i am not to be blamed :P .
Adios,
Pai
Now let me get some things straight without getting into intricate details regarding us :-
1. We've liked the same girl.
2. We hit each other for the same girl.
3. 2 days later i broke up with that girl to maintain his friendship.
These are mainly the downs that i mentioned but we've mostly had ups....So the question that no man dare ask this wise man was asked by me in a desperate situation on self reflection. Let me clarify my dilemma here. I had not dated a girl for more than 4 years and more ever since my ugly breakup. 4 years later, there i was reflecting upon my smooth talk/flirt skills when L came online on his BB chat. Thanks to these BB phones i was able to talk to someone who is on the other side of the world. Hence, i asked the question.
"Dude, How Do You get these girls???, I mean total strangers and the next thing you know, you are dating them..How do you do it????".
" Dude. First thing....It takes a girl atleast 7 hours (statistically) to get comfortable with you. Second thing, you should take the girl out to atleast 3 places which she should be amazed with. Third my friend is very important. You should bring her to you home and not make a move on her. Thats it, rest she will do. You just should'nt fuck up."
"Seriously, this works?"
"Yeah, man pretty much. That sums up the whole how to get a girl thing. Hope my advice reaches your zenith. Stay high my friend. Open you wings and flyyyy"
Disclaimer- If this advice results in variation from the above results, i am not to be blamed :P .
Adios,
Pai
